I would like to thank the world for the perfection that is demi lovato
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
These are from a less known company.
They come in single density and upgrade multi density hyperrealistic. Circumcised to uncircumcised. Sizes range from 5, 6,7, and 11 inches. They have two different backs. Packer style which can be worn with medical adhesive and dildo back worn with a harness. They do color match for all skin tones. They have flaccid and erect models.
They have video of their 6 inch prosthetic (with dildo back) showing off its realism and the amazing moving 3D testicles.
Prices are much more reasonable than Reelmagick or the other common prosthetic options. And I;ve never seen such nice uncut models.
I seen this and thought “who the fuck just cut off some penises just to photograph?” That is some fine craftsmanship, they look so real! I need to send this to some people.
I never understood why cops ask questions like:
"Do you know why I’m standing here?"
"Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Do you know why I’m here?"
Like, figure out your spatial, existential issues elsewhere, bruh.
Pssst spoilers for real life: It’s because they’re trying to get you to self-incriminate. Always respond to such questions by reflecting the question respectfully.
"Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Why did you stop me, Officer?"
Well I can say that this is a total surprise. I’ve fallen for this girl in my Trans group therapy sessions. And after having lunch with her and another girl, I couldn’t stop thinking about her on the drive home and all day hanging out with my friends les and Manda. And for those that know me I’m very blunt and direct, so I asked her out, and she said yes! I haven’t felt like this in a long time. The last time I was in a relationship was before I transitioned more than 3 years ago now. The only thing that sucks is she lives in riverside and I’m near palm springs. So it’s going to be a long distance relationship. But she’s worth it, I just hate that it’ll be a long distance relationship for a while because of school but our educations are important. I’m happy that I can be there for her when she starts HRT, especially when mine didn’t start off so well. Gawd she’s going to be even more adorable when she starts to feel comfortable in her own skin.
"Also known as the ghost plant, Indian pipe, or corpse plant.
Unlike most plants, it is white and does not contain chlorophyll. Instead of generating energy from sunlight, it is parasitic, more specifically a myco-heterotroph. Its hosts are certain fungi that are mycorrhizal with trees, meaning it ultimately gets its energy from photosynthetic trees. Since it is not dependent on sunlight to grow, it can grow in very dark environments as in the understory of dense forest. It is often associated with beech trees.
The complex relationship that allows this plant to grow also makes propagation difficult.
The plant is sometimes completely white but commonly has black flecks and a pale pink coloration. Rare variants may have a deep red color.”